I've been doing this shit for over a year
Bashing out poems, and I've yet to hear
From any publishers willing to make
My poems famous, make no mistake
You'll be raking in cash faster than you can tell
Me to fuck off, in which case I'll yell:
"I am the next Benjamin Zephaniah!"
Although I'm not black, and his income's higher
But no matter, because I have the drive and passion
To produce masterpiece poems in magniflorious fashion
And I'll tattoo one on my arse, you'll see
Passive-aggressive til I die, you've not heard the last of me!
