Dress like nobody can see you,
Swear like nobody can hear you,
Fuck like it's your solemn duty,
Wank like your genitals have personally insulted you,
Drink as if your liver fucked your mum,
Smoke like you're trying to start a nationwide fog,
Listen to heavy metal,
Watch pornography as if it's your job,
Read a book or something,
Just please,
Please,
Shut the fuck up, you ingrate.
