Monday 20 May 2013

I'm Fucking Partial to a Bit of Salad Cream


Last night I had a dream
It was about salad cream
If you don't like plain old salad
Listen to this awesome ballad

If you have a salad dream
I will gather up a team
To send you down some salad cream
In a giant laser beam

I do not like salad dressing
Frankly I find it depressing
It's not as good as mayonnaise

I ate it non-stop for three days


If you have a salad dream
I will gather up a team
To send you down some salad cream
In a giant laser beam

Salad cream is cream for salad
I squirted some right on a Mallard
(A Mallard is a type of duck)
I didn't even give a fuck
 




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