The Definition of Man

Nothing quite defines a man
Half as much his beard;
If the same were to adorn a woman,
The appearance would be weird.

Nothing quite defines a man
A quarter as much his 'tasche;
If the same were to adorn a woman,
The opposite direction, men would dash.

If a man bares a 'soul patch',
He looks a bit of a cunt;
I drafted this with a 6B pencil,
Now the damn thing's blunt.