I've been pondering a lot, of late
About the different ways I procrastinate,
I sit on my computer, watching porn,
I might watch a movie, shoveling corn
Into my greasy, freckled, teenage face
Dropping sweetened kernels all over the place,
Because people who eat popcorn salty,
May as well have it covered in balti
Because that's about equally as disgusting,
Not to mention quite gut-busting,
Just imagine, corny curry shits,
With a burning exit and rough little bits,
Or maybe slightly bigger bits, depending on the amount of mastication,
Which concludes today's bout of procrastination.
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